The Faena – Miami

My previous posts on the Faena Empire and the sophisticated theatre, C’est Rouge! and one of their star performers Irina Kazakova, https://www.instagram.com/sunallure/?hl=enn didn’t include a review of the hotel or the spa.

Travel Mantra: a hotel for each and every client – this is not your ordinary Miami hotel, I would recommend to very specific clients. Imagine if you collaborate with Baz Luhrmann and his wife Catherine Martin as creative consultants; Catherine, an Academy Award winning designer. Imagine grand theatre, imagine a contemporary art filled property, jazzy soundtracks, a Cathedral arrival foyer studded with shimmering gold-leaf columns and surrounded by dramatic neo-romantic floor to ceiling frescoes painted by Spanish artist Juan Gatti…and that is just the entrance. Happily, there are small velvet covered settees to catch your fall as you strain and bend to take in the amazing Cathedral entrance. The walls echo a story, of course, as Alan Faena is The Most Contemporary Storyteller – Gatti’s story revolves around a Journey of love, science and nature.https://i0.wp.com/www.faena.com/miami-beach/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/11/Faena_hotel2_05_Cathedral_HOME-1920x704.jpg?resize=584%2C214

At every corner, hallway, restaurant and outdoor terrace, be prepared to be wowed, dazzled and inspired by spectacular artistic design. From the Cathedral foyer gaze out to the shimmering blue sea, your view is interrupted by a 10,000 year old woolly mammoth skeleton dipped in 24karat gold – a Damien Hirst sculpture entitled “Gone But Not Forgotten,” encased in a larger-than-life temperature controlled glass box. Faena Hotel is not designed for the timid traveler!

The over-the-top Living Room Lounge is furnished in opulent and silky claret and tiger patterned prints with a breathtaking gold chandelier. Dinner upstairs at Pao is managed by James Beard Award-winning chef Paul Qui. The Pan-Asian cuisine is served at glammy candlelit tables directly below another spectacular painted bronze and gold leaf Damien Hirst unicorn sculpture, Golden Myth. Inspired dining, inspired interiors.https://i0.wp.com/www.faena.com/miami-beach/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/11/Faena_hotel_PAO_MAIN-1920x1470.jpg?resize=584%2C447

Los Fuegos Francis Mallmann Death by Steak!

Glamorous dining at Los Fuegos Faena Hotel

The Faena is an inspirational foodie centric destination. My favorite Argentine chef, Francis Mallmann hosts his first U.S. restaurant here, Los Fuegos. Mallman is the legendary asado grill master who made his fame in Latin America. My son & I made mecca visits in Buenos Aires and Mendoza to his temples of asado – he texted me while I was dining: send me photos! My enormous rib eye with chimichurri was easily the most scrumptious cut of meat I’ve ever tasted, sandwiched by the Mallmann famous square cut potatoes, it was a bit much, but a couple of glasses of fine Malbec kept me alive!https://i0.wp.com/www.faena.com/miami-beach/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/11/FAENA-HOTEL-MIAMI-122115_%C2%A9Todd-Eberle__T6A2562-Pano-2_FINAL-1920x1470.jpg?resize=584%2C447

The 169 rooms and suites (plus 13 penthouse residences) continue the visual delights; the aesthetic flair is echoed in each and every detail. Colorful, bright and bold artistic visuals – permeated by ruby red accents, most rooms contain small terraces. I would opt for the rarely viewed Penthouses, which are cavernous and could easily host a raft of friends.https://i0.wp.com/www.faena.com/miami-beach/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/11/Faena_Suite_Bedroom-1920x1470.jpg?resize=584%2C447

Lounge at the glamorous Art-Deco pool topped by colorful red & white striped umbrellas, or pad out to the beach and be spoiled by the hotel beach guardians who provide sun cream and fruit infused chilled water.

Did I mention the spa? Separate post coming – oh my! How could this hotel hotel get any more decadent? Think Shaman spiritual spa advisor!

The Faena Hotel, Miami

Outrageous opulence with no apologies at the Faena – it’s fun and festive and flamboyant!

 

The Faena Empire Miami

Until recently, I had only briefly hopscotched through Miami as a stopping point to an exotic Latin American destination. A few of my fashionista clients pop in for Art Basel, thus I have a working knowledge of hotels, however, I had not stayed.

Needing to escape from our exceptionally long and dreadful election cycle, I added on a few days en route to the Dominican Republic, departing the day after the election. This week long Journey was followed by site inspections in London & Paris; perhaps travel will be my antidote to politics…a four-year period of site inspections…plotting the route.

In subsequent weeks, I will be sharing my Miami hotel visits – as we each have distinctive fingerprints, there is a hotel suitable for each traveler or an appropriate hotel for a particular travel purpose.

I thought I knew what to expect with the new Faena in Miami as I have visited the strikingly wild Faena in Buenos Aires. Francis Mallmann, the Argentine asado grill master is always an enticement – but what I discovered at The Faena, is that it is more than a hotel – it is now an actual district of Miami.

Alan Faena is an Argentine entrepreneur who is deeply immersed in working with well-known architects and artists; in general, he creates a narrative within his projects. Prowling around the Faena, I discovered a small theatre, music leaking from the glimmering high gloss ruby red doors – I peeked in and covertly watched the rehearsal of an act that vaguely resembled a Cirque du Soleil performance. Later at the outdoor cocktail bar, a striking young woman complimented me on my Panama hat – we chatted and I shared my peek behind the magic door – she said, oh, that was me, I was ‘flying’ – we are preparing for the new C’est Rouge Cabaret!  She revealed that she is a contortionist – a dazzling performer in the weekly show.…In all my years of traveling, this is a first, meeting a contortionist, enjoy a peek yourself of the captivating Irina Kazakova https://www.instagram.com/sunallure/?hl=en

At my breakfast meeting, I shared my story, Carrie laughed and said this is exactly what Alan is designing – a convergence of performers, art and culture overlapping with his hotel guests and Miami visitors.

I had read of the Rem Koolhaas involvement with the Faena Forum and was dying to view it, even though the opening procession and ceremony would be a week out. I wasn’t disappointed; we traipsed through the stunning performance space across the street from the Faena Hotel. The Faena District hosts two hotels, an elegant residential tower, the arts centre, the Faena Forum designed by architects OMA, the Rem Koolhaas firm.

The six block Forum also contains a dedicated retail area, the Faena Bazaar – a combination of retail and dining venues. Performances at the white concrete cylindrical shaped building will include lectures, readings and exhibitions. The unusual shape is accented with over 400 geometrically shaped windows and designed in amphitheater style. Picture lavish amphitheater, interior space clad in pale pink Rosa Portugal marble, the domed Pantheon ceiling rises up to a ribbed coffered dome. A little gem of a space, designed to hold an intimate audience or expand to hold as many as 750 guests.

Madonna was scheduled to perform in the main space in aid of her foundation Raising Malawi.

Alan Faena orchestrates his vision with a impressive sense of intrepid drama, vivid colors and sensuality, the Faena experience doesn’t disappoint. Each platform unfolds to yield surprises, inspire awe and remind you that there are wizards in many fields, including the hospitality industry.

The Faena Empire in Miami is permeated with vibrant colors, enticing events, amazing dining and almost continuous sunshine!